Concerning The TV
Issue
THE UNITED PENTECOSTAL CHURCH AND TV
Who is Caston Smith?
A satire after seeing what a loose cannon really is.
The world is ready to discover this 21 year old 400 pound novice. When you first meet him in person you will get the impression he is a real serious young man wanting to stand up for traditional Jesus Name Pentecostalism. He is a nice guy in so many ways but then when you cross up his own man-made traditions you will strike fire. For instance he does not believe in a man having sideburns so he has his hair cut straight back above the ears giving him the sleak look of a Boeing 727. Take a look:
In the picture on the left which he posted here: http://www.geocities.com/castonsmithcojc/pictures2.html
You will notice in the picture the woman has on a night gown in short sleeves and his wearing a man's wrist watch. I question why he is even touching this sister when he is so outspoken against short sleeves and wrist watches. But maybe this is a picture before the church split he caused in his grandpa's church. Click here to read what someone named Caston Smith posted on Wikipedia.
One thing you cannot miss about Brother Smith, he is wrapped up in a world of his ego. Everything is about Caston Smith and "his greatness." He hails himself as the OnE [N] OnLy Caston Smith. At this time I can say thank God there is only one of him. Boy the Pentecostal ranks would be in trouble if there was a trinity of them. Maybe that is why he calls all trinitarians atheist? Kinda strange the way his mind processes facts and information.
One thing I can say for him, he plays a piano well. I have not heard him tickle the ivory of a Hammond B-3, I had to cut him loose before he got the try out here. I can say also in all good faith, he preached for me I think 3 times while I was in the Philipines and he conducted himself properly. He did not use the opportunity to undermine me in any way. This is one of the admirable things about Brother Smith. I was asked if he always preached sermons which he nearly reads verbatim from his composition book. I witnessed his reading preaching when he preached a sermon about being a vagabond. He made a statement about the Lord leading him to meet me and Sister Edith felt a move of the Holy Ghost in that statement and did a little jig. He was caught off guard by her mini shout. He lost his place in his reading and became irritated. Later he claimed she was demon possessed and distracted him from his sermon. He found his place on the page and continued. He sure knows how to speak reading. Gotta grant him that.
Brother Smith works in the funeral home industry and one sister asked if his fixing the hair of the sister on the left was learned on that job? Well, I do not know but few men go around fixing women's hair.
Caston Smith runs the country into this church and that one, any where he can find an open door where he has not been shut out. Some places he goes he is the gentleman and does not stir up strife and contention so he can come back. But as soon as the foster-child mentality has discovered his limits he will open up and Lord only knows what he will say and preach. According to his own testimony a lot of Pastors and Ministers have rejected him. Some of the rejection may be because of his far left preaching on holiness like preaching against men wearing belts that have buckles.